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Do you hate not knowing when your christy wants to play at night? Are you tired of jumping on the bed only to hear "It's 3 am go away?!" Well I'm Jabu Christyscat introducing you to the answers to all your problems: The momma-get-up-machine.
Yes! This light- weight, durable plastic, time box is the solution to all of your kitty woes. Just look and see!
The momma-get-up-machine buzzes loudly when it's time to run into the room. The alarm is loud enough for kitties to hear anywhere! Don't worry if you are out in the laundry room. This box will let you know the proper time to run upstairs to find your christy awake. Your upstairs to petting ratio is guaranteed to skyrocket! NO more unnecessary running up and down the stairs all night long.
Not only that, but this momma-get-up-machine will also buzz nine minutes later to notify you when to jump into the bed for a good snuggle. No more nudges out onto the floor. This machine detects your christy's perfect mood for bed snuggles.
But wait! There's More!
One more buzz(#3 if you can count) will let you know when it's time to go downstairs and get your food on a plate. (No not the dry stuff, the good stuff. The stuff that you dig in the cans for) Never wonder about breakfast again!!!
Don't wait order yours today! At this low low introductory price of 2 easy payments of $19.95 this offer won't last long!
Order now and we will include a ball of tin foil, great for batting around the house and losing under furniture.....a milk carton ring...great for batting around the house and losing under furniture.... and a lid from a gallon of milk...great for batting around the house and losing under furniture.
That's a $.03 value, yours free if you call within the next 20 minutes!!!!!
So don't delay, order now...1-800-JABUS-DISCOVERY.
The offer is purrrrr-fect.
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