Think about it... you'll get it

Usually our carepoints serve beans over pap, or sometimes rice.
We'll our carepoints have recently recieved a large donations of Bulgar wheat.
"It's nice Christy." the teachers told me. "The children like it. It's very nice....but if you are going to keep giving us wheat, you need to give us more toilet paper."
Too funny! I'm not quite sure how to write up that budget request.