Monday, April 20, 2009

Wanted: Zombi killers

I'm not kidding. This was on the cragislist posts for jobs in Flint:

Zombie killer:Have a zombie problem, need reliable help between the hours of midnight and about 5AM, monday through friday. Experience preferred but will train a motivated candidate. Own weapons and vehicle are extremely helpful. Must not be afraid of zombies. Must pass a drug screening. Thanks.

I wonder if there is a 401K with that?

2 comments:

  1. health insurance would be helpful too...with mental health coverage!

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